Yes, Erotica Psychotica is another webring for people that write erotic poems and stories and diaries.  I write both poems and stories on my webpage, Annabelle's Dungeon of Depravity.

If you're already on the webring, and you want to edit your site information, click here and enter your Site ID# and Password.

If you're just surfing, and you want to visit some more webpages on the Erotica Psychotica webring, click here.
 
 
Erotica Psychotica rules:

I'm trying to be as censorship free as I possibly can.  The rules are:

1) Your webpage must have something to do with erotic poems or poetry.  It doesn't have to be the ONLY thing your page is about, but it should have something there.

2) No commercial porn pages covered with click banners of penises squirting yucky stuff on people's faces.  You can write about that, (hell, I do!) I just don't think it's fair to have that on the webring.

3) You must have the webring fragments installed right.

4) You should be smart enough to not tell me you're under 18.  I guess I don't really care how old you are.  I just don't want to get in trouble!

5) Your webpage must not be so incredibly sickening that it makes me vomit.  That's REEEEEEEEEEEAlly unlikely to happen, but who knows?  I think I've got a good sense of humor...  *shudder*

So.......  Unless I reject your webpage, you are accepted!  (That sounds kind of obvious, I guess).
 

Why is this webring called Erotica Psychotica?

The name Erotica Psychotica was the result of a lot of very hard thinking by a bunch of drunk people.  I wanted to have a webring for people that write erotic prose or poetry for fun.  (Prose means anything that's not poetry, like stories or diaries.)

I think erotica can be more than just stories about penises and vaginas and people in love.  For instance. . .  I would really love to publish one of my stories some day, but I read the submission guidelines for different e-zines and magazines, and I just roll my eyes in despair.  They always say they want stories that are "sex positive" or stories that portray sex in a positive light.  Pardon me, but isn't sex really, really destructive, and overrated?  Ask Romeo and Juliet.  Oh yeah, I know, once I have a really good orgasm I'll finally understand.  Well, I think it's everybody else that is too narrow minded or stupid to realize how things really are.

One of the sexiest things I ever saw was a film I watched in a biology class of two snails fucking.  I never would have thought snails were such hot lovers.  They do it very, very slowly.  They have to extend themselves out of their shells, one of the most dangerous and scary things in the world.  Especially for snails.  Slick with mucus secretions, they cross and entwine, slithering and molding themselves to each others bodies.  It was so beautiful to watch.  I wondered, am I the only one in this room getting turned on by this???  I mean, I don't want to run off and have sex with snails, or anything like that, but, it was hot.

But it wasn't the snails that were so sexy.  It was what I saw in the snails.  It was there to see, but I had to see it first.  And then I had to write about it, for you to see it.

Some people think that erotica only means stuff like this:

"Slowly, he stroked her large red nipples as his throbbing rod of passion probed deeply into her wet passion pit of love."

. . . and that's all it should ever be.

So, whatever you think is erotic, even if it's just snails fucking, it's fine with me!  And if you're psychotic, wooHOOo!
 

What do I get if I join?

Hah!  What do you get if you don't join?

I guess all you reeeeally get is to be on a webring with other cool people that have no life :)

You also get more hits on your webpage and more people to read your poems and stories and send you email telling you how cool you are and how they are going to stalk you, now.

What is an HTML fragment?

*Sigh* You've never been in a webring before?  Ooookay!  That's fine.  I had to learn how it works too!

When you join a webring, you have to put your webring banner on your webpage somewhere.  For instance, the webring banner for my webpage looks like this:

The Erotica Psychotica Webpage is a member of

The Erotica Psychotica Writer's Webring

Next Site Previous Skip List Sites Random Next 5 Previous 5 Join Erotica Psychotica!

You need to put something like that on your webpage.  Here's how. . .

Go to programs, then accessories, and start the program called Notepad.
From Notepad, open the HTML file for your webpage, wherever you keep it.
Go copy the HTML fragment from your email (that you're going to get) and paste the whole thing into your webpage.  If you're not sure where  you should put it, then do it at the bottom, just before where it says

   </body>
   </html>

You also have to copy the image file to your hard disk, and put it on your webpage.  Please don't link to the one on my webpage!  Right click on the image above, and then click "Save Image As. . ." and save it to your disk.  Then upload the image to your webpage later.  If it doesn't look like the banner above, then keep trying until you get it right.

If you want to try making a new webring image, please send it to me!  If I like it, I'll put it up as another image choice.  :)
 

YOU MUST PUT THE HTML FRAGMENT ON YOUR WEBPAGE BEFORE YOU CAN BE ACCEPTED!!!!

"I am so convinced!  Your webring ROCKS NADS!  I want to join your webring, now!  I AM EROTIC!  I AM PSYCHOTIC!  I'M EVEN VIOLENTLY DANGEROUS!!  I belong with you, and only you!  My life is meaningless without Erotica Psychotica!!!  Please, tell me!!  Where do I sign up!"

After you fill this form out and click submit, you'll get email just about immediately in your mailbox, telling you what the html fragment is that you need to put on your webpage.  After that, you have to wait for me to get around to actually putting you in the ring.  (I hope that's soon. . . urk!)  You're not automatically in the ring.  I'll send you another email when you are accepted.

Click here to fill out your submission form.

And then go read your email!  :)